On January 15th, 2019 the American Sniper needed some long over due R & R. He heard that Scripps Pier in La Jolla had an epic barreling swell hitting the beaches. So he and his crew headed to the beach to get in on the action. When he arrived he saw the incredible 5-7 foot face waves that were barreling so perfect. Except he also saw the lineup was way overcrowded with kooks just blowing waves and barrels.
Well the American Sniper had seen enough. It was time to take matters into his own hands and deal out some Kook Justice. While his buddies started suiting up and waxing their boards, the American Sniper grabbed his trusty rifle and scope and began clearing out the goons, beginners, and kooks. Locals in the lineup who had already missed so many waves began cheering for the American Sniper and spotting for him.
Surfing Crowded Scripps Pier Video
The American Sniper once finished got into his 3:2 wetsuit and joined his comrades in the water and freshly cleared lineup. They had an amazing session and scored some incredible barreling waves.
*Disclaimer – No surfer was harmed in the making of this comedy skit. The American Sniper saw that Scripps Pier in La Jolla had some amazing barreling waves this morning but the lineup was so overcrowded so he decided to clear out the lineup of the kooks.
Surfing Crowded Scripps Pier Photos
